30 Days of Snarky Prompts

I've not made a journal specific for these prompts, and I emphatically encourage you to use them in any journal. Have a giggle, pick up your pen and start scribbling!

Day 1 “Describe your summer body in three words, as a mosquito views you.”

Day 2 “Write a breakup letter to a snack you’re trying to quit.”

Day 3 “Today, let’s pretend adulting is optional. What’s your first irresponsible decision?”

Day 4 “Compose a haiku about the joy of leaving social events early.”

Day 5 “Draft the blueprint for a robot that does your most hated chore. Over-engineer it.”

Day 6 “You’ve been given a superpower for exactly 10 minutes. How do you wreak petty havoc?”

Day 7 “Rant about the sun like it’s your nosy neighbor who’s always up in your business.”

Day 8 “Invent a conspiracy theory about why your favorite show was cancelled.”

Day 9 “Describe your personal style as if it were a disappointing weather forecast.”

Day 10 “Write the tagline for a horror movie about your last attempt at cooking.”

Day 11 “Plan a heist to steal something utterly worthless with an overly complicated scheme.”

Day 12 “Explain how ‘doing nothing’ can be considered a hobby. Be persuasive.”

Day 13“Your pet is now your life coach. Detail their first piece of advice.”

Day 14 “List reasons why you’d make a terrible superhero. Bonus points for humility.”

Day 15 “Imagine a dating app for lazy people. What’s your profile bio?”

Day 16“You’re a ghost haunting your least favorite place. How petty are your haunts?”

Day 17 “Design a workout based entirely on jumping to conclusions and running from responsibility.”

Day 18 “Write a Yelp review for an utterly mundane place like your bathroom or closet.”

Day 19 “Compose a love song about the one that got away: your motivation.”

Day 20 “Summer solstice. Plan a day where you do everything but enjoy the longest day of the year.”

Day 21 “Your fridge contents are ingredients for a magic potion. What does it do?”

Day 22 “Write a survival guide for a week without internet. Use historical references.”

Day 23 “You’re an influencer for the most boring aspects of life. What’s your first post?”

Day 24 “If your life was a book, today is a page. How desperately does it need editing?”

Day 25 “Invent a holiday that celebrates your quirkiest trait. How is it observed?”

Day 26 “You’re the villain in a soap opera. What’s your unnecessarily complex plot?”

Day 27 “Create a menu for a restaurant that only serves comfort foods you mispronounce.”

Day 28 “Your last online purchase is your weapon in a duel. How doomed are you?”

Day 29“Write an ad selling the concept of ‘Monday’. Make it sound appealing.”

Day 30 “Compose an ode to the unsung hero of your daily life: the snooze button.”

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